2020 turned out to be a real doozy. That’s the understatement of the year, but over the past few months, we’ve at least been able to find entertainment in Borat Subsequent Moviefilm star Rudy Giuliani. He’s the guy who held a Trump campaign shoutfest at a landscaping company (sandwiched in between a morgue and a sex shop). He’s the guy who did a terrible Joe Pesci imitation during a press conference while hair dye dripped down his face. And he’s the guy who might have farted (while sitting to fellow Trump attorney Jenna Ellis) during a public hearing, in which the Trump Campaign “Strike Force” attempted to convince Michigan lawmakers of (nonexistent) voter fraud.
Did Rudy rip one whole ripping lies as well? Witness Exhibit A.
Rudy Giuliani lets a hot fart rip while spewing lies in insane Michigan testimony. pic.twitter.com/jo0pM2w0p8
— Justin Hendrix (@justinhendrix) December 3, 2020
Actually, that’s the only piece of evidence up for grabs. It’s not airtight (pun intended), obviously, and there’s always room for manipulation. Still, Rudy seems like a guy who’d get so wound up during an argument that he’d unintentionally pass gas, and this has become a subject of intense debate on Twitter. “Odor in the court!” is a thing.
Odor in the court!
— Mike’s Voice From the Outer World (@mcrouchpr) December 3, 2020
Of course, this is the Internet, so we have to ask, “Is this real?”
There’s no way that’s real, right?
— Namir Yedid (@NamirYedid) December 3, 2020
Oh please let this be real – I can’t stop laughing at the perfectly timed side eye from his henchwoman
— kind_not_nice (@charliegoliver) December 3, 2020
Huffington Post’s Ryan J. Reilly is vouching for this unedited proof that, yep, Rudy did it. Jenna definitely noticed something, right? And she wasn’t wearing a mask.
I present this clip of Rudy Giuliani testifying without editing or commentary. (Watch for the ) pic.twitter.com/h4ndjLO56p
— Ryan J. Reilly (@ryanjreilly) December 3, 2020
— Eduardo (@edchapak) December 3, 2020
bet she wishes she had a mask on now lmfao
— inteJerk (@inteJerk) December 3, 2020
Should we really be surprised? Seems like a logical step for the character formerly known as America’s Mayor.
We have now reached the ‘Rudy Giuliani farting during a sham hearing’ stage
— MikeInMarlton (@mikeinmarlton) December 3, 2020
— ken olin (@kenolin1) December 3, 2020
Looks like Rudy’s got new nicknames now, at least.
POOTY GHOULIANI OUT HERE SHARTING NONNAS GRAVY INTO HIS BAGGY BRIEFS https://t.co/LEdb1krups
— THE KID MERO (@THEKIDMERO) December 3, 2020
“Goodbye, Rudy Tootsday”
— Brian Ray (@brianrayguitar) December 3, 2020
— JuicyHotkiss (@HotkissJuicy) December 3, 2020
Finally, we’ve got an auto-tuned version from the Gregory Brothers. “[T]hey said we wouldn’t auto-tune the Giuliani fart,” they wrote. “[T]hey said we COULDN’T auto-tune the Giuliani fart. but with great power comes great responsibility.” They said it.
they said we wouldn't auto-tune the Giuliani fart. they said we COULDN'T auto-tune the Giuliani fart. but with great power comes great responsibilitypic.twitter.com/T8ofjMQwQX
— The Gregory Brothers (@gregorybrothers) December 3, 2020